UPDATE: Never finished writing this post from a couple months ago, but upon review it looks just fine to me the way it is. Published.

Worried that I was being too productive with my free time, I “decided”* to buy a PlayStation Portable today. When it comes to irrational behaviors, spending chunks of money on things I don’t need is one of my favorites. Here are my initial thoughts after playing around with this new toy for half an hour.

Model
Just so you know, Sony has made 3 PSPs thus far and just announced a 4th coming out this fall. I bought the PSP 3000 model, the 3rd and most recent version actually released. The PSP Go has been announced for later in the fall. That forthcoming version will have the most changes, with a smaller but same resolution screen, pop-out controls, and missing the proprietary disk slot. I was initially inspired to look into buying the current model after reading this article at Ars Technica, which points out that most of the hype around the newly announced model focuses on the network services Sony will be offering like downloadable games; all of which will be fully compatible with all the older PSPs too.

Industrial Design
The design of this product really shows the typical “Sony Style”. On a related note, I saw a Sony digital picture frame at Target when I was waiting to buy this, and they actually put their logo in the middle of an otherwise nice, sleek, minimal, black frame. And it was backlit. Just what you want to see while looking at family photos. Anyhow, the PSP is pretty thin and nicely designed. Easily portable and dominated by the huge screen right in the middle. But it’s also covered in buttons; like every edge has a button on every part of it. Seems like they could have simplified that so I wouldn’t press nice buttons when I pick it up.

Software
The basic menus are simple enough to navigate and tastefully designed. In another example of themed Sony visual design, they are the same as the PS3′s menus essentially. No real complaints until you try to enter text, then it just gets stupid. The text interface for the PSP emulates a cell phone’s T9 style input method. There is a virtual keypad where each button has several letters and the capital versions which you must cycle through to select the one you want. That’s just dumb. Cell phones have the worst possible input method and there is absolutely no reason to pick that as your metaphor when you have a great big widescreen display. Not that other video game systems don’t make this same mistake though. On the Xbox 360 Microsoft has a virtual keyboard on screen, but the letters are arranged alphabetically and not in the QWERTY format that everyone in the world is familiar with. Apparently only Apple and Nintendo are smart enough to figure things like this out. Sony’s decision turns an unavoidable task into an unnecessary exercise in frustration. Nice work dummies.

Downloads
The future of purchasing and downloading games online is already well in place on the PSP, and you can buy movies and music too I think. I’ll probably only get games, but I can try the movie thing out since I got a free code for School of Rock in my bundle. The first demo I grabbed immediately presented me with another bad experience though. Downloads cannot run in the background, so you just have to stare at the progress bar until it is complete whenever you get a demo, movie, new game, etc. I’m used to grabbing content in the background on my iPhone and this will really put a spoiler if the only way to get games in the future is to stop using your system until they finish downloading. That could be a while too with a decent sized game.

On the other hand, I already vastly prefer playing downloaded games, because the UMD disks make terrible loud rubbing noises as they spin up and down when you’re playing them. That can’t go away fast enough, and I’m sure doing away with spinning media will improve battery life too. It would be great if Sony allowed you to download the game to a memory stick for play, even if you had to keep the disk in for copyright proof, similar to what the Xbox 360 allows now. I guess some sort of more formal solution for replacing disks is due in the fall with the new PSP Go release.

Games
So there are some questionable design decisions in the PSP, but overall it is still pretty nice. The gaming capabilities are pretty high and the games look awesome on the great screen, so it’s good at what it needs to do best. I’m happy to have yet another form of entertainment to help me turn my brain to mush and piss away the ever dwindling hours remaining in my life.

* decided in quotes because it wasn’t actually a rational thought process

How about if the debates were filmed and broadcast in black and white?

I was just looking at some photos (here) from the first Presidential debates that made me realize that I really love Obama as a person, even though I still intend to vote for Ralph Nader on principal. Holy Jesus, I hope Obama is elected.

Anyhow, the set for the debate was ridiculous: blue walls, red carpets, weird neo-deco lecterns, and script font wall projections of the Constitution or some other document of Democracy (it was illegible). What the fuck is that? Some more cartoon imagery pretending to represent a falsely presupposed understanding of an unstated concept that doesn’t exist based on fallacious and illusory patriotic nostalgia, I guess.

So I thought, “wouldn’t it be dramatic and nice if they shot these debates in startling close-up under starkly lit black and white?” Especially appropriate, I thought, in a race where race is a central though unspoken issue. Like in the recent dramatization of Edward R Murrow, Good Night, and Good Luck. That’d be sweet, and it might help me suppress my gag reflex.

Also, on the issue of race: What the fuck, you racist hill-jack fucks!?!* Stop voting for causes that don’t benefit you. Just because most rich people in America are white doesn’t mean you’re on their team, idiot.

*Obviously, this statement only applies to certain people. Hopefully you can tell who you are. I love you.

I’ve just started playing through Super Mario Bros. 3, and because of this feature I think I’ll play through the entire game. Should be fun to beat every level instead of just grabbing those Warp Whistles all the time. I’ll let you know how it goes when I finish next year sometime.

Every feel like saying this?

“Don’t say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I’ve been polite. If you say anything else – word one – I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming – as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth. “

I know, hilarious right? Stolen from Penny-Arcade!

And then I realized one of my most favorite and lovable and heroic characters of all time may be the original inspiration for all of these lame followers. I’m afraid R2D2 is the original hacker. He mostly opened doors and fixed space ships in a pretty “hands on” manner, but shutting down all the trash compactors on the detention level is on the edge.